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Kirjoittaja **Kuolo** » Ma 01 Elo 2011 17:53

Meinasin myöhästyä töistä ton takia :keijo:

Kirjoittaja **Triple H** » Ti 02 Elo 2011 07:57

Kirjoittaja **Lyyra** » Ti 02 Elo 2011 23:59

Dickipedia.org

"Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson, AO (born January 3, 1956) is an Academy Award-winning actor, director, producer, screenwriter, alcoholic, anti-Semite, and a dick.-- --For Gibsons work on Braveheart, he received the Oscar for Best Mullet. It really was an extraordinary mullet: lush, luxuriantthere was even a little braid woven down the side.-- --Russell Crowe wishes he were Mel Gibson so bad, it gives him a boner that a dingo couldnt bite through." :virne:

"Before moving to Hollywood, Mel Gibson was one of the biggest stars in Australian cinema, which is kind of like being the thinnest person at a Weight Watchers meeting. Still, Mad Max, Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, and, to a lesser extent, Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome are pretty freaking awesome. Nothing, no matter how dickish, can take that away from Mel Gibson." :virne:

"Mel Gibson is known for his sense of humor on the set of movies, and has a reputation for practical jokes, such as making an entire film specifically geared toward inciting hatred of an already historically persecuted ethnicity." :rotflmao:

Kirjoittaja **Emeritus** » La 06 Elo 2011 00:00

Karvabolshoit ravistelemassa!

Kirjoittaja **Lyyra** » Ma 08 Elo 2011 21:34

Puntaroin hetken, että oisko tää pitänyt laittaa Silmäniloon. :keijo:

Kirjoittaja **Emeritus** » Ti 09 Elo 2011 19:35

Shake weight for men

No homo? :friikkipomppu:

Kirjoittaja **Emeritus** » Pe 12 Elo 2011 12:23

Tämä se vaan jaksaa hymyilyttää.

Tolkinpalautus! :virne:

Kirjoittaja **Triple H** » To 18 Elo 2011 22:32

Kirjoittaja **Lyyra** » Pe 19 Elo 2011 00:54

(Psst. Kuvaa kannattaa klikata. :keijo:

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Kirjoittaja **Lyyra** » Pe 19 Elo 2011 11:19

Tuplat.

(Psst. Tätäkin kuvaa voi klikata. :tilt:

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Kirjoittaja **Kuolo** » Ti 23 Elo 2011 20:25

Copy-pastella toiselta foorumilta:

Why darwinism is important....

They Walk Among Us - BE VERY WARY
IDIOT SIGHTING No.1

My daughter and I went to the McDonald's drive through check-out window to pay our bill and I gave the clerk a £5 note. Our total bill was £4.20, so I also handed her a 20 pence piece.

She said, 'You gave me too much money.'

I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'

She sighed and went to get the Manager who asked me to repeat my request.

I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but we do not do that kind of thing.'

The clerk then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at MacDonald's !!

IDIOT SIGHTING No2

We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us
that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.

I thought for a moment, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.

He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.'

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park, near Watford.

IDIOT SIGHTING No3

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the
Highways Department to request the removal of the 'DEER CROSSING' sign
from our road.

The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars on this stretch of road! I don't
think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

Story from Potters Bar, Hertfordshire.

IDIOT SIGHTING No 4

My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried Chicken and ordered a Taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'

He said he was sorry, but they only had Iceberg Lettuce.

From South Oxhey, Hertfordshire.

IDIOT SIGHTING No 5

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'

He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened at Luton Airport

IDIOT SIGHTING No 6

The traffic light on the corner buzzes when the lights turn red and it is safe to cross the road. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged friend of mine.

She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.

I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She is a Local County Council employee in Harrow, Middlesex. (And she's NOT blonde)

IDIOT SIGHTING No7

When my husband and I arrived at our local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the Service Department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the Driver's door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door-handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

'Hey,' I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic, 'its open!'

His reply: 'I know. I already did that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans, Hertfordshire.